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24 Groups Of Pets Who Were Probably (Definitely) Just Talking Smack About You

Written by James Bong

Every pet owner wonders what their little cuties are thinking and how they spend their time when we aren”t around. If only that translator from Up was real, am I right?

Because sometimes, you just can”t help but shake the feeling that your four-legged friends are having secret, albeit adorable, meetings behind your back to plot against you and your dry kibble regime. Or, y”know, just talk smack about you in general. These hilarious groups of pets certainly seem like they”re up to something

1. “Act natural…that”s too natural, Chuck.”

"Act natural...that

2. “If there”s no tuna in that bag, you can just turn around.”

"If there

3. “Hey, we hear you like to steal eggs without asking first.”

4. “Us? Secrets? Neverrrr.”

5. “Crap, they totally saw our secret handshake.”

6. “Zip it, Carl, I think they”re onto us.”

"Zip it, Carl, I think they

7. “It”s okay, Tony, I”ll take care of this guy for ya.”

"It

8. “I”m telling ya, I don”t trust “em.” – pup on the left

"I

9. “We”ve been having a chat about the decline in belly rubs lately, and let”s just say we aren”t happy.”

"We

10. “Good morning…human.”

11. “…How much did you hear?”

12. “Did you remember to delete the browsing history?” “Um…”

13. “What are you lookin” at?”

"What are <em>you</em> lookin

14. “Listen, lady, we”ve HAD IT with this raw vegan crap.”

"Listen, lady, we

15. “We”ve unionized and we demand better wood chips.”

"We

16. Definitely plotting how to get out of those sweaters.

Definitely plotting how to get out of those sweaters.

17. They”ve voted to let him into the club, but the gray cat isn”t happy about it.

They

18. “Oh, uh, yawn…we were totally asleep…zzz…”

19. The Carb Club is showing some serious commitment to the cause today.

The Carb Club is showing some serious commitment to the cause today.

20. They were caught forming their own neighborhood watch committee. Special focus: the mailman.

They were caught forming their own neighborhood watch committee. Special focus: the mailman.

21. “Could you give us, like, five more minutes?”

22. “Alright men, let”s go show that squirrel who”s boss.”

"Alright men, let

23. “Yeah, this cheap cardboard is totally just as good as a real bed.”

24. Oh no, they”ve multiplied!

Oh no, they

On second thought, maybe it”s a good thing we can”t read their minds. All we really need is their sweet, cuddly snuggles, anyway.

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James Bong

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